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And Some Light Political Humor

So the battle between Barack Obama and the T-64 solid metal chassis Terminator nicknamed Hillary continues.

Yep, this primary is beginning to remind me of the great scenes at the end of Terminator when the half-blown up skeleton with the glowing red eyes is crawling across the floor with its hands trying to off Linda Hamilton. All you need to do to complete the scenario is to image Barack Obama fleeing through the machinery going  "eek, eek" as the relentless metal hand tries to grab his ankle.

I don't know, maybe it was someplace around South Carolina that Hillary had to look in the mirror and carve out her damaged eye with an exacto knife. Certainly, it was about that point the first calls for her to drop out of the race popped up. And like Schwarzenegger, she thought about it for a bit before her CPU latched onto the proper response of "Fuck you, asshole."

Anyway, what is it going to take to wrap this deal up?  Hillary's latest strategy seems to be hoping that someone offs Barack but two can play that game. Here a young Obama supporter aims his own knock out punch.hillary-baby_674432n.jpg 

Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 02:20PM by Registered CommenterAlex Keto in | Comments2 Comments

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I really want someone to convince me Obama is a good choice.

So far, no one has. I'm a woman who does not claim a party--fairly well disenfranchised. (Well, I could be gay. That would lock it up.) Figure I'll save time and skip voting. Not like I've got a decent field to pick from anyway.

May 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersexscenesatstarbucks

Thanks for the chuckle, Alex.

May 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTravis Erwin

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